A sign of the times - or what I saw this weekend #1
Travellers beware!
What they don't want you to know! Gangs of pelican youths are roaming the streets locking the heads of passers-by in their vicelike jaws of fishy death!
Crikey! Look at this beauty! 40% pokemon, 40% rabbit (as in sex and the city), 80% fear. This thing is a sex manchine! It's three pronged penis of death reaches all the right areas. How does it manage to use such mighty tackle? Poke'm in!
posted by Between daisies @ 11:46
4 Comments:
Oh fantastic. Clearly I was visiting all the wrong places in Japan. I only got attacked by deer, not pelicans. :-(
Strange sign though... Pelicans are usually pretty friendly? Mouth fulla bacteria though. But I've still hand-fed them! Hehe.
That was at nara right? Did you get the local variation on the kangaroo droppings?
I think these ones were probably outraged at having the limelight stolen by the walruss show just outside their pen.
Also, the sign seems to be implying that the head-biting is merely panful rather than being full-blown dangerous. Steve Irwin, we're missing him already...
That Pelican picture is Sublime.
The bit at the top says "Danger!" just in case you don't grasp the drift visually!
Post a Comment
<< Home