In Japan there is a special order for seating...
..on the trains.
A commitee met to decide who deserved the seats most and came up with the following order:
In fourth place was a woman with a child, just narrowly beating a man with a dog.
In third place came the really fat person who is too big to support their own frame on their ravanged knees.
In second place came the wildcard entry of a man with his leg stuck in a giant test-tube. This kind of thing goes on all the time in Japan, you know.
The runnanway winner was the old man with a stick and a hideous growth on his back. Who could begrudge him a priority seat?
posted by Between daisies @ 15:01
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Clearly, the man with the test tube leg is an evil scientist.
He must not be allowed seating, at any cost.
I've met the old man with a stick and a hideous growth on his back. He stank of cabbage and freshly squeezed urine (and he got a seat ahead of me)
if you look at the picture you can see he is shouting incoherently at the other priority passengers, who seem fairly unfazed
The fat cow appears intrigued by the stiffness of his staff.
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